HE: I like the synthesized organ but where’s the lesbian stuff? Friendo: It’s gotta be there. That’s the whole point of the story. I never saw the musical. HE: I just watched the trailer, and there's no pop-out lesbo material. Holding of hands, endearing looks…that’s about it. Friendo: You can’t just blunder into assumptions. You have to ask someone who knows. HE: My eyes are not assumptions.