“I’m so sick of assholes using their phones in movies. I’m thinking of starting a terror campaign with a makeshift pea shooter — a straw from McDonald’s and a small bag of lentils from a grocery store. Wonder what kind of range or accuracy I could get? I’ve actually taken to kicking the seat of people in front of me who take their phones out in the middle of screenings.” — Formidable Toronto-covering critic, written earlier today.