Donald Trump has been wealthy beyond measure since at least the ’80s, and yet he can’t afford to fix his serious baldness problem? By simply taking the time to address it with the sevices of the right people?

If this miserable pig had gone to my Prague team 20 or 25 years ago these blowover moments would never happen because there wouldn’t be any scalp to cover up.

The Association was the homeliest pop group in history, or three of their members were. The top left and top right guys are perfectly cool, but the bottom right guy…forget it. And that chubby Asian guy with the ’64 Beatle bangs…trust me, there were no ’60s pop-rock stars who looked like food delivery guys….there just weren’t.