“A desperately unfunny mix of tepid showbiz satire and formulaic romantic comedy, writer-director Amy Heckerling‘s long-delayed, trouble-plagued I Could Never Be Your Womanfinally has been released — or, more precisely, unleashed — as a direct-to-video title. But it’s unlikely that even the marquee allure of Michelle Pfeiffer, Paul Rudd and up-and-comer Saoirse Ronan will be enough to offset unfavorable buzz after enough renters sample this ill-fated fiasco.” — from Joe Leydon‘s 2.21 Variety review.
