Republican Louisiana Senator John Kennedy sounds like a Woody Harrelson-level actor trying to emphasize the down-home, Tobacco Road, Okie from Muskogee accent in order to repel viewers. Kennedy’s pretzel-contortion responses to CNN’s Pamela Brown about Trump’s Covid-19 comments to Bob Woodward are surreal. When he tries to call Woodward’s “Rage” a “gotcha book”, she reminds him that Trump’s recorded comments are the subject at hand and not the book as a whole. What term applies when lying serpent scumbag is insufficient?