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Two nights ago Springsteen-Spielberg-Obama and two significant plus-ones (Michelle, Kate) had a nice late dinner at Amar Barcelona, and then graciously posed for a photo with the restaurant staff.
April 29, 2023 5:54 pmby Jeffrey Wells
Most critics couldn’t control themselves when it came to over-praising Are You There, God? It’s Me, Margaret. Yesterday they were panting and shrieking and hyperventilating, and guess what? Joe and Jane Popcorn pulled a “meh” and mostly stayed away in droves.
April 29, 2023 1:15 pmby Jeffrey Wells

Steven Spielberg recently apologized for digitally altering E.T.: The Extra-Terrestrial by replacing handguns with walkie-talkies, and everyone seemed to agree -- it's better to leave awkward 20th Century scenes alone and not try to cater to 21st Century sensibilities.
April 29, 2023 11:03 amby Jeff Wells

HE haters can take shots at Elon Musk and repeat their woke-denying bullshit, but please tell me how it’s a good, approvable thing for a typical high-school student to be asked what he/she knows about George Washington, and the first thing out of his/her mouth is “he was a slave owner.” That’s the woke mind virus in a nutshell.

April 29, 2023 9:33 amby Jeff Wells

The people who abuse the word "great" are the same ones who say "amazing," "absolutely", "awesome" and "he/she is a genius."
April 29, 2023 9:19 amby Jeff Wells

Did those cruel paparazzi shots that surfaced a couple of weeks ago inspire Jack to return to his courtside seat?

If I were Jack I wouldn’t stop there. I would concurrently (a) drop 30 or 40 pounds on a Zen diet, (b) get a Hollywood Elsewhere micro-hair-plug Prague special, and (c) color my my hair so it’s dark gray, not borderline white. But that’s me.

Those perfectly tinted eyeglasses — half amber, half sunset red — are magnificent.

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April 29, 2023 8:53 amby Jeff Wells


I used to do Elmer Fudd for my friends when I was eight or nine. I was renowned for this. You could call the current version "Old Fudd between oxygen tank inhalations", but this is what I sounded like as a kid.
April 29, 2023 8:26 amby Jeff Wells



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