Oscar Poker Heartbreak (Perry, Oscars, “Poor Things,” Killers”)

Oscar Poker heartache is right here for the listening.

All hail Poor Things, which is basically a hipper, cooler, more baroquely imaginative and definitely a more sexual version of Barbie…basically Barbie meets a British-stamped, Victorian-era Fellini Satyricon but with similar feminist use-your-girl-power content.

Okay, Hollywood Elsewhere is looking to add a little extra income….big deal, right? I’ll be adding other features as things progress within the next couple of weeks…yeah, man. Again, here’s the link.

Fast and Fleet

For nearly three decades I’ve felt dazzled by the main title sequences in David Fincher films. The awesomely jittery Se7en credits, the black-ink-flooding-a-keyboard sequence from The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo, the cool and slick-feeling Zodiac and Social Network credits…always with a pizazzy, ahead-of-the-curve quality.

Same deal with The Killer‘s high-velocity credit sequence. The names and credits appear with a weird angle and fly by so quickly they barely have time to register. They happen so fast you’re going “wait…what?”, and then it’s off to the races. And it’s great.

I tried to snag a copy of this sequence over the weekend but failed. It’ll be viewable when The Killer starts streaming on 11.10, of course, but if you catch it in theatres try and pay close attention. It may be my second-favorite Fincher credit sequence of all time. (Sorry but the schizophrenic Se7en credit sequence, assembled by R. Greenberg & Associates, is still in first place.)

Dullest, Dumbest, Least Consistent Villain in Film History?

From Owen Gleiberman‘s “Is Leonardo DiCaprio Playing a Dumb Hick, a Pitiless Sociopath…or a Muddle?,” posted on 10.29:

“In Killers of the Flower Moon, Leo’s Ernest Burkhart feels less like a character of dark or even tragic impulses than like a man who, in any given scene, is what the film needs him to be.

“When he’s asked to do the ultimate dark deed — to add poison to the insulin shots his wife is taking — he carries out the task with such methodical thoughtlessness that instead of the heart of darkness opening up before us, we may feel like we’re seeing the heart of darkness closed off. Our connection to Ernest as a character should be deepening, but instead we’re on the outside looking in. Can a man slow-kill the wife he loves, without a shrug, all because he’s a dunce yokel following orders?

“There’s a disorienting lack of background to much of what takes place in Killers of the Flower Moon. Like how Robert DeNiro’s William Hale brought this scheme of organized murder into being. How Hale himself, a public friend and benefactor of the Osage, evolved into a genocidal terrorist is never even addressed — his terse heartlessness is presented as a fait accompli. And Ernest Burkhart’s compliance in the scheme is presented with the same quality of rote objectivity. It’s as if they’ve all been doing this their whole lives.

“The film is scrupulously true to the terrible facts of the Osage murders. Yet the answer to the ‘why?’ of how the Reign of Terror happened — that these men were heartless racists — is an accurate answer that still doesn’t always feel like a dramatically full answer.

“As we watch Mollie waste away, Lily Gladstone acts with a sorrowful bewilderment that haunts us, but the fact is that Killers of the Flower Moon is a movie that asks us to spend three-and-a-half hours in the shoes of her affectless deceptive scoundrel of a husband, who by the end we may feel we understand less than we did at the beginning.”

“It’s Not About The Past”

I respect Minnesota Congressperson Dean Phillipsintention to run against Joe Biden in New Hampshire and perhaps beyond. I admire his courage in speaking out (a lot of people are angry at him for doing this) and openly sharing his fears about Biden’s electability and trying to goad others into challenging Biden also.

He’s honestly concerned about Biden’s numbers being too low, which they are. He’s genuinely concerned that Trump might prevail in ’24. Plus he’s thoughtful and well-spoken.

But Phillips isn’t high-profile enough to launch a credible New Hampshire challenge, and he’s not good-looking like a movie star. His eyes are too small and beady-ish, and his nose is bigger than Bill Maher’s. But I’m glad he’s doing this regardless. At least someone on the Democratic side is trying to shake things up.

I Spit on “Five Nights at Freddy’s”

Imagine being a fly on the wall during the writing of Five Nights at Freddy’s (Blumhouse/Universal, 10.25). Pic was co-written by direcor Emma Tammi, Seth Cuddeback and original videogame creator Scott Cawthon. Imagine the odious cultural devolution required for this to happen, and then imagine the torrents of cash. Five Nights at Freddy’s has opened with a $78M haul — the second biggest opening ever for a videogame pic. Super Mario Bros ($146.3M) it still first in this regared, and Sonic the Hedgehog 2 ($72M) is third.

Pic stars the too-short Josh Hutcherson as a troubled security guard who takes a night-time job at an abandoned family entertainment center, after which four animatronic mascots come alive and are prone to murder. Costarring Lizabeth Lail, Piper Rubio, Mary Stuart MastersonMatthew Lillard.