Son of “The Stink of L.A. in Your Bones”

Yesterday Jett called and said, “You’ll never guess where I am….Koreatown! And it” — Los Angeles, he meant — “smells exactly like it always did. It all came back the second I stepped out of the Uber.”

There are three different geographical aroma pockets in that haunted, infected, worn-down, architecurally underwhelming city.

(1) The stink of congested mid-city nabes and boulevards, which is what most of it smells like. (“Once the stink of L.A. gets into your bones” is one of Charles Bukowski‘s greatest lines.) (2) The mostly delightful fragrance of the affluent canyons and hills and hiking trails. And (3) the beachy areas, which is to say a mixture of sea air, grassy soft-soil cliffs, fast food wrappers, road tar and gasoline vapors.

You just need to occasionally take a moment and sample as much of it as possible. A few minutes of olfactory meditation.

I recall walking down an open-air ramp out of a DC-10 at LAX in the late spring of ’81, and leaning my head slightly back and taking a few sniffs and saying to myself, “This definitely doesn’t smell like New York.” You could taste the jet exhaust and melting tar and carbon dioxide, of course, but also the faint scent of dirt and sand and marshy grasses and the nearby Pacific Ocean, and the flowery fragrance of Jacaranda trees or something in that realm, and the faint smell of tacos or hot dogs or something like that.

That was 43 years ago, of course. That kind of aroma salad is gone from the LAX area for good now. Dead and gone.

But there are a few scent pockets here and there. You just have to get out of your car to really inhale them. Which no one ever does, of course.

The problem with so much of Los Angeles today, of course, is that too much of it is covered in asphalt and steel and plastic and concrete shopping malls and massive apartment buildings, and it doesn’t smell like anything exciting or promising…certainly nothing you’d want to stick around for.

I used to talk to Robert Towne about how Los Angeles used to smell in the 1940s, particularly after reading his screenplay of The Two Jakes (which is much better than the film) for some great descriptions of the fragrances that were fairly commonplace. Or talk to anyone who remembers what it smelled like from time to time in the ’70s even (despite the town being covered in horrible smog back then) or the early ’80s.

Paris is probably the greatest aroma town I’ve ever sunk into. A feast wherever you go. The Seine at night, outdoor markets (especially in the pre-dawn hours), the aroma of sauces and pasta dishes coming from cafes, warm breads, scooter and bus exhaust, strong cigarettes, strong coffee, fruit stands, gelato shops, etc.

Cannes is a heavenly aroma town during the annual May festival with the briney sea air, especially at night. Tuscany, Rome, the Amalfi Coast, etc I could go on and on.

Feinberg Backs Away From “September 5”!! Throws It To Wolves!!

It’s official: THR’s Scott Feinberg is no longer the award-season best friend of September 5 (Paramount, 12.23), the Black September docudrama that Scott insisted for weeks was the highest-ranked, most-likely-to-prevail Best Picture contender. He’s walked away and is casting September 5‘s fate to the wind. Life can be cruel.

Among Feinberg’s top ten, five truly stand tall…movies with something really going on inside ** (and in this order): Anora, Conclave, A Real Pain, All We Imagine As Light, September 5.

** Something besides mere identity issues or tedious Brady Corbet brushstrokes or franchise spectacle.

All Hail Craig’s NBR Best Actor Win

The great Daniel Craig has snagged the National Board of Review’s Best Actor trophy for his portrayal of a skittish, emotionally vulnerable yage man in Luca Guadagnino’s Queer….whoo-hoo!

Meanwhile the influence of the great Martin Landau was felt among the Spirit Awards’ gender-neutral Best Lead Performance nominees with the absence of The Brutalist‘s Adrien “cry me a river” Brody.

What does that tell you, that Brody’s a likely winner in the big game? The man wasn’t even nominated.

Anora‘s Mikey Madison was nominated in this category, however. Ditto Sebastian Stan for his performance as Donald Trump in The Apprentice….cheers!

Plus Anora snagged a total of six Spirit Award nominations, including one for Yura Borisov as Igor, the compassionate baldy with a soul.

On top of which the NBR guys totally blew off Emilia Perez.

Excellent Political/Cultural Dispute

Starting around the 11-minute mark, Jane Fonda feigns ignorance about crazy woke extremities (“I’ve never heard about men getting pregnant…who is the far left?”), and Bill Maher explains what they are, where they’re at and what they seem to believe in.

Martin Landau: “Only Bad Actors Show You Emotion”

At the 1:33 mark, Martin Landau conveys his opinion about Adrien Brody‘s profuse first-act weeping scene in The Brutalist. Okay, he’s not talking about Brody but he may as well be.

“Only bad actors show you emotion. How a character hides his feelings tells us who he is. No one tries to cry in life. Everyone tries to hide it.”

And yet Brody was obviously excellent in The Pianist. So let’s get down to it — only bad directors urge their actors to openly cry, or allow their actors to do so. The bad guy, in short, is Brutalist helmer Brady Corbet, not Brody.

NYFCC Hands Best Film Trophy to Brady Corbet’s “Brutalist”…Get Outta Here!

And Adrien Brody‘s performance as Lászlo Tóth, the period film’s profusely weeping, cigarette-smoking, heroin-shooting protagonist, has won the New York Film Critics Circle’s Best Actor prize.

I’ve only seen the first half of The Brutalist (really couldn’t stand it) but I know what this performance primarily is, and this is an outrageous decision.

Virtuoso Nickel Boys auteurist RaMell Ross won for Best Director. If Ross had been handed some kind of Best Audacious First Film trophy, fine. But Nickel Boys doesn’t work and actually becomes quite tiresome. This was a broad consensus view at Telluride so don’t tell me.

I haven’t seen Mike Leigh‘s Hard Truths so no opinion about Marianne Jean-Baptiste winning for Best Actress…congrats.

A Real Pain‘s Kieran Culkin won the Best Supporting Actor trophy — the only NYFCC decision I wholly agree with.

Carol Kane was named Best Supporting Actress for playing music teacher Carla Kessler in Nathan Silver‘s Between the Temples. Call me superficial, but I didn’t see it because I didn’t want to invest in the once-svelte Jason Schwartzman playing a chunky-bod. (He’s even fatter in Queer.)

Sean Baker won a Best Screenplay awards for Anora….he should have won for Best Director, and Anora should have won Best Film….the NYFCC are really a bunch of eccentric assholes this year!

Cynthia Erivo’s Elphaba Is Filing A Lawsuit

…against the descendants of all the senior producers and creatives on the original The Wizard of Os (’39). Elphaba is suing for damages in the hundreds of millions because the Margaret Hamilton version of the green-faced Wicked Witch of the West is defamatory, plain and simple. Everyone understands this, but Louis B. Mayer sure didn’t. He didn’t understand that young Elphaba was a wonderful person at heart…a school-age girl who was unfortunately treated with cruelty during her time at Shiz University.

Snow White, Insurrectionist & Revolutionary!

And following in the path of Glenn Powell‘s character in Twister, relegated to the sidelines during the action-packed climax, there ain’t no savior prince in the new Snow White (Disney, 3.21) — this is apparently a militant, storm-the-barricades show aimed at progressive women of all ages. (The script is by Greta Gerwig and Erin Cressida Wilson.) Okay, there’s the kind-hearted, mild-mannered Jonathan character (Andrew Burnap) as well as the Huntsman (Ansu Kabia)), but, like Powell, these are second-banana characters.