Waiting For So Many Months to See Ron Howard’s “Eden”

…and yet when it finally began streaming last weekend, I “forgot” to watch it. Because the reviews have been so shitty.

Friendo who watched it yesterday: “Eden is no one’s idea of good.”

HE: “Owen Gleiberman called it ‘terrible.’”

Friendo: “There’s a surreal scene in which Sydney Sweeney’s Margret Whitmer, all alone in a cave, goes into labor just as her cabin is being robbed by Ana de Armas’s boy-toy lovers.

“On the brink of birth a pack of dogs arrive and begin to attack Sweeney. Cut to the two robbers escaping with canned foods, and then just as the baby drops Sweeney screams at the dogs until a rescuer artives with a gun and starts shooting them. All of this happening at once — a scene that lasts nearly ten minutes. The dogs!”

HE: “My bad for not watching it. I knew it would give me annoyance and frustration, and my spirit wilted. But I’ll sit through it later today or tonight.”

The fault, dear Brutus, lies not in our stars but in ourselves.
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Bawdy Sex Comedy w/ Hot Women, Schlumpy Dudes

Four days ago (9.17) I mentioned that I had seen Michael Angelo Covino and Kyle Marvin‘s Splitsville (Neon, now playing), a freestyle, marital infidelity, fuck-everything-and-everyone sitcom.

I didn’t exactly “like” it because the schlubby-looking, bordering-on-homely Covino and Marvin play the two sexually active male leads, and that’s a stopper right there. Especially with their significant others being played by the seriously fetching Dakota Johnson and Adria Arjona, who in real life wouldn’t give guys who look like Covino and Marvin the time of day, much less kiss or fuck them.

You can’t expect an Average Joe with a suburban upbringing and more or less conventional standards (i.e., me) to watch an indie sex farce of this sort and go “yeah, I can relate to these half-ugly, dweeby-looking guys in their early 40s…that could be me up there!…show me a curly-haired guy in a pair of dorky-looking brown shorts and sneakers and a moss-green polo shirt…a guy who takes a shower early on, allowing us to contemplate his milky white skin, narrow shoulders, slight pot belly and prosthetic schlong…you can’t expect me to relate to this shit, man…you can’t!

“Because in my head I’m Robert Redford in Three Days of the Condor or at least I used to be that in my prime, and that’s the kind of guy I want to see married to the thirtysomething Dakota Johnson or engaged to Adria Arjona.”

Boiled down, I don’t want to know about homely guys in any sexual context at all. Fair?

But I did laugh with Splitsville a few times, particularly during a sloppily destructive, drawn-out fight scene between Covino qnd Marvin…an exquisitely clumsy fight scene that could’ve been choreographed by a Buster Keaton wannabe in the mid ’20s. And I did find Splitsville unusual and semi-diverting and therefore tolerable. I certainly didn’t dislike it.

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Never Forget “There Will Be Blood”

Initially posted on 11.6.07: Paul Thomas Anderson‘s There Will Be Blood is one of those legendary, go-for-broke, fiercely psychological big-canvas art movies that you need to see twice — the first time to go “whoa!” and recoil and get all shaken up and bothered about, and the second time so you can reconsider and see what a masterwork it is, despite your feelings about the malignant emotional content.

If you’re a film maven of any kind you can’t let your piddly emotions get in the way of recognizing diseased greatness.

Daniel Day Lewis‘s portrayal of the remarkable Daniel Plainview — a driven, increasingly manic and misanthropic oilman who builds an empire in the early 20th Century — is historic. It’s one of the most riveting and demonically possessed performances ever put to film — more feverish than any monster played by Lon Chaney or Boris Karloff or Bela Lugosi — and yet human and vulnerable-seeming enough to stir a certain recognition. He’s playing John Huston, after all, by way of Noah Cross. Or is it vice versa?.

Plainvew is a Count Dracula who spews oil rather than sucks blood. He starts out as a hard-working miner, then a flinty businessman, then a religion-hating misanthrope, then a father who abandons his son, and finally a full-out fiend.

Lewis has a Best Actor Oscar nomination in the bag, of course, but the moral matter of what he and Anderson have brought into the world may give pause to some.

I’m imagining Anderson and Lewis holding a miniature infant version of Daniel Plainview in baby blankets, fresh out of the womb and wet with afterbirth and yet adultly proportioned (as he is in the film), and saying to us all, “Come see our child! He’s a monster, no question, but he came from our ribs and our souls and we love him…God help us but we do. We realize you can’t love him — he’s not constructed that way — but can you respect him at least? Can you at least see that he’s where some of us — perhaps more than a few of us — have come from? Or is a person that, God help us, some of us may actually be?”

No one in the world will argue that the musical score by Radiohead’s Jonny Greenwood isn’t a major mind-bender. It’s boldly intrusive, brassy and manic, pushy, crazy-man symphonic. It expresses Plainview’s psychological state, of course, but it’s also a character unto itself. It keeps saying “listen to me…no, no, listen to me!” And you do, and you can’t help but think and think about it afterward. It’s a guaranteed Oscar nominee.

I really don’t know what to say about Blood‘s chances of being Oscar-nominated for Best Film, or Anderson’s for Best Film or Adapted Screenplay (based as it is on Upton Sinclair‘s “Oil!”).

My first reaction was that it’s too cold for the Academy types to embrace it, but I’m starting to wonder. I really don’t know if my first reaction is the one to trust or the reaction I’m feeling now, having seen it a second time last night at San Francisco’s Castro theatre with a huge crowd, and admired it all the more.

“Does it have a chance of being named Best Picture by a critics group?,” I wrote a week and a half ago. “Conceivably. Does it have a chance in hell of being nominated for Best Picture by the Academy? I really doubt this. A film this black and misanthropic has never played with the Academy. Compared to Anderson’s film, No County for Old Men is a fairly gentle and kind-hearted thing, at least in terms of Tommy Lee Jones‘ lawman character.

I was wowed but mixed after seeing There Will Be Blood on 10.25. There was no question I’d just seen a masterfully well-honed psychodrama about a two-pronged figure — a snarly, selfmade oil tycoon and a creature from the black lagoon — in early 20th Century California.

I also knew this was a powerfully convincing portrait of what a rough, backbreaking thing it was to get oil out of the ground 80 and 90 years ago, and a seriously strange but fascinating look at the primal influences of big oil and evangelical Christianity — religions that obviously still prosper today.

It was also clear there was a strong, somewhat plagued psychological engine at its center. I’m speaking principally of Anderson’s sardonic, dark-leaning world view (portions of Punch Drunk Love aside) and, I strongly suspect, his feelings about his late father, big-time announcer Ernie Anderson, who was allegedly a fierce personality with very dark leanings himself.

People are going to be talking about There Will Be Blood‘s closing line — “I’m finished” — for a long time to come. As well as those first 15 or 20 minutes of dialogue-free story-telling and atmosphere absorption. It’s obviously a work of a first-rate filmmaker delivering a very high-end art epic, at times stunningly so.

There is nothing but realism in There Will be Blood — there isn’t a fake line or moment in the entire 2 hours and 38 minutes — but it’s also an embodiment of a very creepy psychology. Black as night, black as oil, blacker than the bottom of a sealed-up well. My girlfriend hated it. The thought occured to me during the first screening that it’s probably going to make as much as The Assassination of Jesse James…if that.

I respect this film enormously. I admire each and every part. But it leaves you with nothing but the taste of bile in your mouth at the end. Bile and ashes that you want to spit on the pavement as you’re heading out to the parking lot, and at the same time you want to keep with you because they came from a strong and penetrating film.

The day after first seeing it I wrote that Anderson “has a heart of darkness inside him that would make Joseph Conrad tremble and turn pale. I don’t know anything, but There Will Be Blood doesn’t seem like a movie for audiences to watch and delight in as much as a therapy session for Paul to work out his rage and anger at Ernie.”

Lewis’s “Bill the Butcher” in Gangs of New York was a grand guignol psychopath, but Plainview is even more diseased as he lets no light in whatsoever. No gentleness, humor or warmth (except for the love he shows his young adopted son during the first hour). A shrewd survivor, but consumed by utter greed and calculation. A man looking for love and loyalty, and yet ready to kill or abandon those he feels have betrayed him or let him down. Not a character as much as a kind of demonic force of nature.

A week and a half ago I wrote “there is no way — no way in hell — that rank-and-file Academy members are going to embrace this performance, forceful and amazingly intense as it is, enough for Lewis to win. I support his being nominated because I know what great acting is, but no way in hell does he win. Forget it.”

Now I don’t know. Last night’s viewing turned me around somewhat. I feel less emotional and more sure of the greatness at work here.


Castro Theatre marquee — Monday, 11.5.07, 6:50 pm

Within its own heavily male, oil-soaked, organized religion-hating, misanthropic realm, There Will Be Blood is brilliant.

But (and I’m talking about the first viewing, not the second) it’s about as hateful as a quality film can be — hateful in that there’s no one to care about except for the young son (and his adult incarnation at the end), and not that much to think about. Most women viewers will probably despise it, and yet it’s easily one of the year’s best made films.

I haven’t mentioned the fall-on-your-knees quality of Robert Elswit‘s widescreen cinematography or Jack Fisk’s production design. I’ll get into the other fine performances by Paul Dano, Ciaran Hinds, Dillon Freasier and Kevin J. O’Connor down the road. It’s primarily a Lewis show from start to finish, and it’s hard to focus elsewhere for the time being.

Anderson is saying, I think, “Don’t let yourself be like this guy….but if you are like this guy, don’t turn to religion to cure your ills because God is a foolish superstition, and religions are run by money-grubbing hypocrites.”

There Will Be Blood is a cautionary tale — beware of the Daniel Plainviews in your life, and the ones living inside you. Is it worth two hours and 38 minutes of experiencing a seething misanthropic cauldron to absorb this message? Yes, it’s worth it…definitely. It passes along a kind of insanity, but it does so with absolute greatness.

Hand-Grenade Cookies

Why do some cookie makers deliberately try to annoy and agitate by selling cookies that explode like grenades the second you bite into them? Crumbs falling upon the floor and crumbling into powdery small chunks as they litter your jeans and T-shirt…the fuck? Why do they fucking do this? What is their motive? Cookies should have a slightly moist and chewy thing going on. You know who never makes hand-grenade cookies? Pepperidge Farm.

A Slightly Different Redford Recollection

Many, many personal recollection sagas — affectionate, anecdotal, bittersweet — have been posted since the sudden, saddening death of Robert Redford last Monday (9.15).

Taken together they’ve all conveyed the same basic thing, which is that dealing with Redford in this or that capacity was spirit-enhancing…that their professional brush or extended relationship with this classy, formidable, gentle-mannered movie star, director and Sundance founder had rubbed off in a good way…that they were happy and proud to have worked or at least chatted with this Mount Rushmore-like fellow. He had done something for or to them on some level, and they were grateful.

Me too. I ran into Redford socially and/or spoke with him six or seven times over the decades, and I always felt heartened by these brief transactions. An All Is Lost convo in Cannes, and four months later at the Telluride picnic. I did a brief phoner with him in the late ’90s for…I forget, Entertainment Weekly or the L.A. Times Syndicate. In the summer of ’80 I wrote him an apology letter about having co-created a renegade Penthouse “interview” based on a 90-minute encounter with Redford at Yale University’s Battell Chapel, when he was first talking about Ordinary People. Redford was ruffled by this but wrote me back, saying he respected my contrition.

And there were casual party encounters in Park City, of course, and a couple of Yarrow Hotel discussions (I noticed during one of these, sometime in the early aughts, that the rim of Redford’s eyes were bloodshot, which told me he’d had some minor work done) plus those little press conferences that he used to sit for at the Sundance resort…annual, small-scale press gatherings that happened on Saturday mornings, and for which he was always late.

The Redford moment that stands out happened at the end of one of those Saturday morning q & a sessions, and it involved, however briefly or insignificantly, Redford saying “thanks” for my having done something…hardly anything but a little teeny-weeny something…for him. Because I’d passed along the sad, shocking news about the death of hotshot producer Don Simpson, whom I’d spoken to many times over the years and genuinely liked.

He and Redford were hardly two peas in a pod, but they were roughly similar in age, knew the same players, tended to process events and trends in thoughtful, metaphorical terms, etc.

Simpson was found dead at his Bel Air home on the afternoon of Friday, 1.20. Calling from my Park City rental I had done a long phoner that night with director-screenwriter James Toback, who had spoken with the 52-year-old Simpson only hours before he passed.

I took the press bus out to the Sundance resort (near Heber City) at around 9 am the next morning, and the Redford press chat began around 10:30 am.

After it ended but before Redford, 59, had gotten up to leave the microphone-laden table, I went up and asked, “Did you know Don Simpson, Bob?” I figured he’d heard the half-day-old news, but he hadn’t. Plus he’d either missed or ignored my using the past tense, and so he answered by saying he vaguely knew Simpson but had never discussed anything substantive with the guy, much less collaborated with him.

“Are you writing an article about Don?” Redford asked. “He’s dead,” I replied. Redford was slightly jarred: “He’s dead?” HE: “They found him in his bathroom yesterday. Sorry, I thought you might have heard.” Redford: “I didn’t know.” HE: “Sorry. It’s sad and shocking. I knew him, liked him.” Redford looked down, took a breath, shook it off and said “thanks…thanks for telling me.” HE: “Sure. See ya.”

Kittredge’s “Boorman” Doc Deserves An Oscar Nomination

Hollywood Elsewhere to David Kittredge, director of Boorman and the Devil:

There can be no questioning the fact that Boorman and the Devil, which I saw and adored at the Venice Film Festival, fully deserves to be nominated for a Best Documentary Feature Oscar.

It’s a seriously dimensional film that not only tells a fascinating saga of how a legendary financial and critical disaster came to be made, but also delves into the heart and soul of filmmaking, not just as it existed a half-century ago but today and eternally…what does the making of great cinema truly and finally require? Answer: A willingness to not only flirt with failure but to walk barefoot on the knife edge of that.

For a potential Oscar nomination to happen Boorman and the Devil will have to book week-long releases in both Los Angeles County plus any of the five boroughs of New York City sometime during the remainder of 2025. The qualifying theatrical runs must meet the same requirements as those for non-documentary films regarding numbers and times of screenings. A film must have been reviewed by a critic from The New York Times and The Los Angeles Times.

Surely you’ve discussed how to make this happen. Please tell me you intend to at least try, and that you’ll be reaching out to certain parties (i.e., rich movie-worshipping guys) to fund the theatrical booking as well as the Oscar campaign.

Please tell me what the situation is.

Congrats on the forthcoming 9.24 screening at the Aero. I’m presuming there will be NYC screening of Boorman and the Devil at a similar venue. Please keep me posted.

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HE-posted from Venice Film Festival on 9.5.25:

David Kittredge’s Boorman and The Devil, which I saw this morning at 9 am, is one of the wisest, deepest, most poetic-minded, most eloquent and most satisfyingly assembled “inside baseball meets human vulnerabilty” documentaries that I’ve ever seen.

With the festival nearly over, I wasn’t expecting any kind of triple or home run. But it’s a truly masterful film.

It actually ranks among the four or five best films I’ve seen in Venice thus far…seriously.

Kittredge doesn’t just cover the whole, calamitous, chapter-by-chapter story of the making of John Boorman‘s The Exorcist II: The Heretic. He also assesses Boorman’s entire career while examining his personal passions and tendencies.

The most intriguing aspect is an atmospheric recreation of the fascinating Hollywood milieu of 1976 and ’77, which was when the film was made…the closing chapter of the whole sprawling saga of New Hollywood, which began in ’67 (The Graduate, Bonnie and Clyde) and ended with the super-successful, game-changing release of Star Wars in May ’77.

Produced over the last seven years, Boorman and the Devil is a very thorough telling of a grueling creative effort. Kittredge has interviewed pretty much every living person who worked on the film, starting with Boorman, the project’s bruised but resilient godfather.

Costars Linda Blair (who turned 66 last January) and Louise Fletcher (died three years ago) are given a healthy amount of screen time; ditto uncredited screenwriter Rospo Pallenberg and Steadicam inventor Garrett Brown.

A stimulating variety of peripheral participants and observers are also heard from — directors Joe Dante and Jeff Kanew, critics Bilge Ebiri and Stephanie Zacharek plus author and former Variety reporter Joe McBride.

There’s footage of a funny story about a sneak preview screening, passed along by Exorcist helmer William Friedkin….hilarious.

The Boorman interview apparently happened in ’18, as he tells Kittredge’s camera that he’s 85. Born in 1933, Boorman is now 92.

The two best docs about “difficult shoots that produced a good or classic film”, of course, are George Hickenlooper, Fax Bahr and Eleanor Coopola‘s Hearts of Darkness (’91) and Les Blank‘s Burden of Dreams (’82).

Kittredge’s doc belongs in the pantheon of an opposite category — i.e., docs about the making of movies that went horribly wrong.

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Unable To Post Yesterday Because of Damnable IOS 26.0

I often post or edit WordPress content on my iPhone during my limo-driving sojourns. But I was unable to post anything yesterday (Friday, 9.19) because I was totally unable to access WordPress on the phone.

I can sign in to my WordPress content on my Macbook Pro laptops, no problem. The same username and password that’s been working just fine since ’22 or thereabouts works perfectly as we speak, but when I try to sign in on the phone via the WordPress app or through a certain URL access link, WordPress says “nein”. And it’s all the fault of those tech-bro mofos behind IOS 26, which was released on Monday, 9.15.

Why did I download this new operating system two daysd ago when everyone knows you always wait a couple of months for the bugs to be ironed out?

I’m blaming a certain Upper West Side Apple Store employee (a guy who looks like Ving Rhames, only younger and shorter)…he’s the little twinkle-toes troublemaker who suggested that I do this.

Should I have refused given my troubled experience with newly released operating systems in the past? Yes, of course, but I prefer to blame Ving. His fault, not mine.

Two days ago (Thursday, 9.18) I was having trouble pairing an Apple Air Tag with my iPhone 15, and so Ving said I should download IOS 26.0, just to be on the technically thorough and updated side. So I did so, and soon after noticed the WordPress access problem.  I’m now wondering if there’s a work-around, or if i could simply sign in with an alternate username or something.

I know that if I was walking across a suburban street today and happened to notice Ving Rhames behind the wheel of an inexpensive car at a stoplight, I would stop dead in my tracks and say “muthah-FUCKAH!” And then I’d go all medieval on his ass.

Repeating:  Logging into WordPress successfully and using it without issue is NOT A PROBLEM on the laptop.  This is strictly an iPhone problem. With either of my three (3) Macbook Pros, I can always reliably get WordPress access to my site (www.hollywood-elsewhere.com) by using a certain link, which of course I’m not going to reveal.

But when I try signing into WordPress on the phone via any username (redacted) and any old password (redacted), it rejects these flat-out. 

I’ve used different WordPress usernames and passwords over the last six or seven years, and please don’t ask why….but only now and for the first time, I’m totally blocked from accessing my WordPress account on the phone. I’ve tried asking freelance techbros for help, and they know absolutely NOTHING because this is a brand-new problem (i.e, less than week old).

Has anyone in the HE commentariat experienced any IOS 26.0 problems?

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Nothing Wrong With This

…but if I was Woody Allen‘s editor I would’ve pushed for a younger, more homey-ish, more ’90s-sounding title, like “Whassup With Baum?” Or, slightly better, “Whassup, Baum?” Or better yet, “Yo, Baum…What Up?”