Bullock’s Crown

Forrest Whitaker speaks for Sandra Bullock, Michael Sheen for Helen Mirren (and talk of her hot tattoo), Peter Sarsgaard for Carey Mulligan, Oprah Winfrey for Gabore Sidibe (“if that ain’t a Hollywood fairy tale, what is?”), and Stanley Tucci for Meryl Streep. And the winner, announced by Sean Penn, is….Sandra Bullock. Who goes over to Streep for a second and then changes her mind before heading up to the stage. “George Clooney threw me into a pool…” “My lover Meryl Streep.”