Ex-President Donald Trump resigned today from the Screen Actors Guild after learning that the union’s Disciplinary Committee was planning to give him the boot.
Excerpt: “I write to you today regarding the so-called Disciplinary Committee hearing aimed at revoking my union membership. Who cares! Because I quit! In fact, why don’t you guys fly down to Palm Beach, come upstairs, put on blindfolds, drop to your knees and take turns doing the unspeakable?”
Trump didn’t actually write that last sentence, and the second-to-last sentence reads “this is to inform you of my immediate resignation from SAG/AFTRA.” Same difference.