Focus Features needs to get the lead out and start selling Tinker Tailor Solder Spy baseball cards with a little rectangle of pink chewing gum inside each package. Sell them at newsstands and at Starbucks and Best Buy stores and 7-11s. Because that’s exactly what these iTunes image profiles look like. There are at least 18 or so characters in Tomas Alfredson’s film, which comes out in December, so it would take a while to collect them all.
I would buy all I can and keep them in a shoebox and trade them with my friends. “I’ve give you two of my extra Jim Prideaux cards if you’ll give me your one extra Peter Gulliam. C’mon…what are you going to do with the extra? Okay, the two Prideaux cards plus $10 bills. You still won’t trade? Jesus…what are you looking for?”
