Post-Oscar-Slap Version of “He Hit Me”

Some in the Will Smith-supporting chorus have been saying “good…an alpha male protected his wife from ridicule…he stood up for his woman, and we need more guys with this kind fearless attitude…don’t mess with my lady,” etc.

Updated lyrics to “He Hit Me (And It Felt Like A Kiss),” written by Gerry Goffin and Carole King for the Crystals under the guidance of Phil Spector in 1962.

He hit me
And it felt like respect
He hit me
But it didn’t hurt no one

And yaddah-yaddah….make up your own Will Smith lyrics.