Glaring At 20somethings Who Defy Sensible Cool-Weather Apparel

I know from experience that mid-April Boston weather can be on the brisk side. When Tom Holland and Zendaya were strolling around Beantown yesterday (i.e., Sunday) temps were in the low 60s.

Appropriately Zendaya wore a light green turtleneck sweater; other strollers in the photo were wearing jackets and windbreakers. One photo shows Zendaya’s hand in Holland’s left pocket, and the caption reads “Tom proved to be ever the gentleman as he put his and Zendaya’s hand in his pocket to keep warm.” And yet Holland was wearing a loose-flowing, light-violet-colored T-shirt. No jacket, no flannel shirt, no scarf. What about when the sun goes down and the mercury drops into the ’50s or lower?

I genuinely, earnestly hate it when Millennials and Zoomers under-dress. One of the most repulsive memories I have of the Sundance Film Festival is noticing a volunteer at the Holiday Cinemas wearing a white T-shirt, shorts and slip-ons while the weather was in the low 30s. I gave that guy an HE stink-eye like you wouldn’t believe.