Would You Jump For “Barbie” Joy With Your Teenaged Son?

And if you decided to mutually celebrate this huge cultural event, this amusing rite of self-flagellation for straight guys, this exuberant swan dive into Hollywood-stamped misandry, would you wear peach instead of proper pink?

It’s one thing to gracefully go with the Barbie flow while simultaneously shrugging it off, but I would never pull this shit with my 15 year-old son…never. Unless he was really, like, hot to see it or something.

Justin and Xavier Trudeau, roughly six days ago:

I would probably be more interested in taking Jett and Dylan to see John Huston and Arthur Miller’s Misfit Barbie, but that’s me.