Variety‘s Brent Lang is reporting that North American rights to Mark Bristol‘s Accidental Texan have been acquired by Roadside Attractions. Costarring Thomas Haden Church and Rudy Pankow, pic will open theatrically on 3.8.24.
I’m sorry but the fact that this buddy-relationship drama was previously titled Chocolate Lizards, arguably the most bizarre movie title in motion picture history…the fact that Bristol or an associate was seemingly invested enough to create a poster…I’m sorry but this is a matter of some concern.
