The Manhattan-Brooklyn-Bronx-Queens parallels hold water for the most part, but the Eagle Rock, La Canada, Altadena and Pasadena territories should have been labelled as Westchester County or maybe Long Island. And the flush Woodland Hills, Tarzana, Hidden Hills, Calabasas and Malibu Canyon regions are hardly analogous to Staten Island. New Jersey (Morris, Somerset and Union counties) would have been more like it.

Originally titled Fun and Games, this obviously substandard sexploitation cheapie…what kind of creep would want to actually buy this Kino Bluray?

Remember that prurient Cool Hand Luke scene with the hot blonde soapy-sudsing her car in front of the sweaty convicts? I’ll bet that was the inspiration for this British piece of shit, which came along four years later in ‘71.

Poor Alexandra Hay died in ‘93 at age 46.

As a few readers have said my current GATE CRASHERS photo is too chilly and “butt-hurt”-ish, here’s a friendlier replacement photo that I’ve sent along to the extremely industrious and hard-working Sasha Stone: