Worst Tuxedo Garb in World History

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A producer with a shaved head wore these atrocious, tent-sized tuxedo pants prior to this afternoon’s Directors Fortnight screening of Lucky Lu.

I am desperately, pathetically waiting on the last-minute, wait-and-hope line for this evening’s 7 pm screening of Spike Lee’s Highest 2 Lowest. The line finally moved after an hour’s wait, but I was denied entrance for not wearing a tux.

AOC and Riley Roberts, her big-foot, beady-eyed, carrot-top boyfriend. When she runs in ‘28, fence-sitting voters will take one look at this behemoth and go “WHAT???”