Statham Shameless

Shelter (Black Bear, 1.30.26) is about Jason Statham’sMason”, a reclusive dude living in a remote setting by the sea. After saving a young girl from drowning in a savage storm, he unwittingly sets off a chain reaction that brings violence his way, forcing him to confront choices from the past, blah, blah.

Friendo:  “Isn’t this the plot of EVERY fucking Jason Statham movie??  

“It’s essentially a software program. A brooding, unassuming guy with a past he’s trying to forget (special forces soldier, government assassin, blah blah blah) must call upon hisspecial set of skillsin order to protect or avenge a defenseless innocent.  

“Every.  Fucking.  Movie.  Absolutely jawdropping.

“One presumes that Statham has asked himself, ‘Wait a minute, didn’t I (or was it Liam Neeson?) just make this movie last year?   And the year before that?  And the year before that?  And the year before that?  And…’”

Holy shit, Bill Nighy is in this!