Since when is Ryan Coogler’s Sinners a movie for old-timers, much less a highly recommended one?
It’s a drawling, drooling, blues-savoring, bloody-faced cunnilingus vampire exploitation film aimed at POCs and under-40 wokesters with TikTok accounts.
Are AARP execs aware that old farts of both sexes aren’t exactly into ravenous oral sex, and that the mere mention of this arcane sexual practice makes them uncomfortable?
And why haven’t you recommended Sentimental Value? Have you even seen it?
What else are you recommending to the walker-and-wheelchair set? Salo, or The 120 Days of Sodom?
