If They’re Selling Kid Books Based Upon Violent (And Therefore Scary) Films Like “Alien” and “Die Hard”…

…and they are selling such books (I read them to Sutton last night), why not create children’s books based upon The Wild Bunch and The Towering Inferno? Hell, why not go real-world? Tyke books based upon the 9/11 catastrophe, the Kennedy assassination and the Cambodian genocide of the ‘70s, say.