Okay, so Kristen Stewart is no longer a box-office powerhouse, but that’s hardly a felonious offense. Now 35, she’s an indie-brand hyphenate — actress, director, outspoken cultural provocateur — who will undoubtedly…okay, probably keep plugging and choo-chooing for many decades hence. So what’s the problem? Critical Drinker’s critical-rant video doesn’t even mention The Chronology of Water. Or the forthcoming The Wrong Girls.
