Slick, Stupid, Vile

The Housemaid (suffered through during dinner hour) is worse than I feared — phony, empty, ludicrous junk…stunningly hollow, reality-averse, filled with derangement…pure suburban schlock…wealthy-male-despising poison.

Capsule review by Kirk Douglas’ “Colonel Dax”: “Gentlemen of the court, there are times when I’m ashamed to be a member of the human race, and this is one such occasion.”