JB Pritzker will not push Gavin Newsom aside in the 2028 Democratic nomination race because deep down American voters (even the corpulent ones) just can’t settle into electing a serious beefalo chunkbod for U.S. President.
Before Donald “Jabba the Hut” Trump the last seriously overweight Oval Office occupant was William Howard Taft. The relatively trim aesthetic lasted all the way from Teddy Roosevelt to Joe Biden. There’s a reason for that.
