“The Bride” is Already A Dead Puppy

And the proof of this HE proclamation is Jamie Lee Curtis having recently posted an “attagirl…so proud of your artistic courage!” tweet for Bride director Maggie Gyllenhaal.

The Bride! (Warner Bros., 3.6) needs to be handled with kid gloves. Don’t slap it around. Go easy, man. It’s already a dead herring in the moonlight so don’t waste your energy. Hold back, conserve.

If at all possible, the film I really want to get my hate on for is Project Hail Mary (3.20). I can’t wait to trash his bullshit Millennial fantasy from Lord & Miller, if warranted. The review embargo lifts Tuesday. Critic friendo: “Me no like.”

Jamie Lee Curtis: