“Marriage requires a special talent, like acting. Monogamy requires genius.”
The name of the person who owns this observational serving is after the jump.
The speaker is/was Billie Eilish.
(Beat, beat)
Okay, kidding. The author of this world-weary hors d’eouvres is Warren Beatty.
HE version: “Always strive to be a man of honor, which of course necessitates monogamy. If, however, you’re unwilling or unable to be monogamous, you need to conduct your affairs like a bilingual double agent behind the Iron Curtain in the early ’60s, like Hans Dieter Mundt in The Spy Who Came In From The Cold. And that requires an exceptional amount of energy and discipline, which few are capable of.”