In Todd Haynes’ 1930s-era De Noche, which is currently filming in Mexico, Pedro Pascal plays a gay Los Angeles detective who falls in love with a younger hunky teacher with dark watery eyes (Danny Ramirez) and hoo boy, the cock-and-balls-and-sweaty-scrotum action is hot and unceasing…
We’re talking donkey dicks, gross animal members, rim jobs, hum jobs, hand jobs, fisting, blowjobs, slippery ass jobs, golden showers, squish jobs, jobby-type jobs…dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick, etc.
They decide to leave for Mexico for more of the same with some tortillas and sautéed shrimp and a little tequila and lime on the side.
Except hardboiled L.A. detectives never walked around with chin whiskers and neck-beard growth. You can come up with any bullshit grooming fantasy that floats your boat, but detectives didn’t grow chin beards in the mid to late 1930s.
They just didn’t, and THAT’S THAT. Ask Jake Gittes or Roman Polanski or John Huston.
