I Once Flew Newark-to-Tampa On a Commercial Prop Plane

I’ve decided to blow off John Travolta‘s Propeller One-Way Night Coach, which will screen in Cannes later this week. Directed, written and narrated by Travolta, and featuring a kid protagonist named Jeff, and seemingly bland in a brightly colored way. Pic only runs 61 minutes, which isn’t quite feature-length (a commercial film has to run at least 70 minutes) but too long for a short. Based on Travolta’s same-titled children’s book and based on his own eye-opening experience in the late ’50s or early ’60s. (Travolta was born in ’54.) I’ll catch it down the road…no offense.