Star Wars geeks have emptied out the Columbia Sportswear Company’s inventory on STAR WARS EMPIRE CREW PARKAS. But look at the design! Dorky bright blue? If you’ve seen The Empire Strikes Back you know that Harrison Ford‘s Ice Planet of Hoth parka is much cooler looking — a smoky bluish gray, off-white scarf, left-breast insignia. If I was a serious Star Wars fan I might consider buying a decent-looking replica of the Han parka, but not this nickle-and-dime knockoff.