In her recently televised interview with NBC’s Brian Williams, Sarah Palin pronounced the embattled country where over 4,000 American troops have died as “Eye-rack.” It’s Ehrahq, you moron. And if you want to ape the way the locals say it, it’s Uhrahq. (Or at least, that’s what an Italian director told me a couple of years ago.) I have no tolerance for people who say Eyetalian either. Saying eye-anything is like having a tattoo across your forehead that says “yokel.”