The Calvin Klein guys (women, gays) can produce this 1975 Playboy Centerfold-ish video with Dakota Johnson (something to do with CK’s “Spring 2026 Campaign”) and it’s all cool, chill and sanctified. But if a male viewer says “hey, this is tantalizing” and “it got my attention…hell, I’ve got half a stiffie”, he’s a sickening sexist dog.
Speaking of The Hollies, “Pay You Back With Interest” works as well as it does because of (a) the chimes (which kick in at 1:30 and again at 2:12) and (b) the lightly jazzy drum riff at the very end.