Sitting atop my bedroom bureau, I mean. To my knowledge no go-getter has ever bought the rights and mass-produced for people like me.

Christ Unlimited, 1970 — created by Herman Makkink (1937-2013). Painted polyester and fiberglass sculptures of a naked, crucified Jesus dancing as if in a chorus line, numbered in red paint at the underside of each right foot 6 and 8 from the edition of 9, acquired by Stanley Kubrick for the 1971 Warner Bros. film A Clockwork Orange. 20 and 3/4 inches high.