Speaking as a daily columnist who's tried the patience of HE readers like Zoey Rose ("I’m just tired of the constant pieces about woke culture and [how] the Khmer Rouge is out to get him and all his white friendos," etc.), I'm genuinely worried about mentioning Amazon's Inclusive Storytelling guidelines, a just-revealed blueprint or master plan for suffocating verve, creativity and crackling energy in the name of inclusion and sensitivity and smoothing everything out as much as possible.