The trailer for This Means War is probably a much better distillation of what it is — Spy vs. Spy In Love With The Same Woman — than the film itself. Two guys can’t tumble off a 15-foot balcony and crash onto a table below and then go “whoa” and shake it off and walk away like it’s nothing. When that happens you’re in McGLand. The thought of Tom Hardy soiling his rep with a slick paycheck job is depressing, but he has bills to pay like the rest of us.