The announcement of Bari Weiss’s University of Austin, a non-accredited college looking to educate those who can’t stand illiberal wokester tyranny at typical ivy-league colleges, has inspired Hollywood Elsewhere to announce the the establishment of Wells University, a special educational counselling service for aspiring journalists and writers who are having trouble coping with woke terror in the workplace.
I am currently looking to rent or buy a campus-like cluster of red-brick buildings with ivy growing on the walls…no, seriously, the plan is to offer Zoom classes for young Zoomer- and Millennial-aged journalists and aspiring novelists who are looking to acquire coping skills in the current atmosphere of walking on eggs cartons…the Stalinoid, Robespierre-like terror in which former friends and associates are looking to ostracize or otherwise demonize anyone at the drop fo a hat…for harboring the wrong set of beliefs and attitudes and/or for using the wrong pronouns or whatever.
For over three years Hollywood Elsewhere has been dealing with fang-toothed back-stabbers who possess the spiritual karma of the Creature From The Black Lagoon. If anyone knows how to deal with these scumbags, it’s yours truly.