Deadline‘s Nancy Tartaglione is reporting that Millenium Films prexy Mark Gill is staging a huge Cannes Film Festival Expendables 3 press day on Sunday, 5.18. Sylvester Stallone, Jason Statham, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Mel Gibson, Harrison Ford, Wesley Snipes, Antonio Banderas, Dolph Lundgren, Kelsey Grammer and three other actors no one cares about will arrive at a Carlton Hotel press conference in tanks, believe it or not. Director Patrick Hughes will also attend. Here’s a weird suggestion for Hughes and Gill. In addition to all the hoopla, how about devoting a portion of this energy to delivering a good film? I know, I know…that’s something only a party-pooper would say. Can anyone imagine Harrison Ford agreeing to costar in something like this ten or even five years ago?