“I was at a Best Buy the other day trying to pick up a double disc of Citizen Kane on sale for $10, but I couldn’t find it. So I asked the girl in the department for help and she said she’d never heard of Citizen Kane or Orson Welles. I almost asked her if she was retarded. Instead I wept openly and asked her to just point me to the latest Kate Hudson crapfest. Full Disclosure: I am 39, and she said she was 24.” — posted at 5:09 pm by HE reader Buck Swope.