I can’t find William Goldman‘s second most famous adage about movies, so here goes from memory:
Hollywood makes three kinds of films — (1) the kind that attempt to be really good and succeed (the smallest percentage), (2) the kind that attempt to be very good or at least pretty good, and fail at that, and (3) the kind that aren’t intended to be any good from the get-go — they just shit in the audience’s lap and wind uo making money anyway.
Oppenheimer, The Holdovers, Poor Things, Barbie, Maestro and Guy Ritchie’s The Covenant belong to the first category, Killers of the Flower Moon, Past Lives, Napoleon and May December belong to the second, and Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3 belongs to the third.
Remember that Sylvester Stallone didn’t insult any TulsaKing background people totheirface. Nor did he share his reportedlyunkindcomments with various people on the Atlanta-based set.
According to Variety’s Kate Aurthur, Stallone shared said opinions only with director Craig Zisk, privately. The unspecified remarks made their way to Facebook via a second-hand eavesdropping — an overheard conversation that was passed along.
Is Stallone an elderly Republican tough guy who doesn’t adhere to woke social standards? Yes. Did he share views about allegedly unattractive extras that certain parties found offensive? Apparently. Should Stallone henceforth strive to share less ruthless opinions about the appearance of this or that coworker? Yeah, he should.
Clint Eastwood will turn 94 on 5.31.24 — roughly seven weeks hence.. It would be great all around if JurorNo. 2 premieres in Cannes next month, but we’ll see. Using pink-rose lighting for his selfie was a good idea.
Friendo: “So Civil War is woke-infused propaganda masquerading as neutral drama. And the only ones calling it ‘even handed’ are likely woke as fuck. Correct?”
HE: Mostly correct, yes, although it’s not really “woke-infused propaganda,” although it could be so argued in certain respects.
My first major thought upon leaving the theatre last night was that the lying–by–omissiononthepartofmany if not most of theSouthbySouthwestcritics is fairly shocking. Some of those bastards flat–out lied through their teeth.
What the final third of Civil War boils down to is an anti-Trump and anti-MAGA jeremiad. The finale of AlexGarland’s dystopian war film really hates with a capital H, and you can’t help but admire it for not softening the tone or diluting the rage. Call it morally ironic if you want…I don’t care.
The ending is so arousing that I almost experienced a boner.
Apart from a curious, less-than-involving focus upon the two leading photo-journalist characters (Kirsten Dunst’s hard-bitten veteran and CaileeSpaeny’s young and emotionally-driven pup), the first two-thirds seem to be mostly even-handed and matter-of-fact in a BattleofAlgiers way.
But when the already notorious Jesse Plemonsscene (around the 60 or 65-minute mark) arrives, and especially when the big finale happens, it totally becomes a “hooray and goo-rah for the lefty rebels!” thing, and that’s all there is to it.
Okay, you can argue “but it’s full of tragedy and irony and horrible devastation so how can you call it a ‘hooray for the lefties!’ thing?” Yes, it is rife with somber, morally ambiguous irony, but Civil War certainly reveals its true colors at the end.
It also shows a certain significant character to be a weeping, whimpering coward, and I for one think it’s truly wonderful for this.
…but then it finally turns fierce and riveting in a holy-shit way during the last 40 minutes, and then it ends with a “yes!…oh, yes!” moment that I can’t and won’t describe, but it felt so good my eyes were almost damp with joy.
You can criticize me all you want, but this last scene delivered the kind of emotional satisfaction that I hadn’t experienced since the home-invasion finale in ZeroDarkThirty.
During the first 65% I was saying to myself “this is pretty good dystopian stuff but not as good as Children of Men.” Then it finally got into gear.
Yes, it’s about journalists (Kirsten Dunst, CaileeSpaeny, Wagner Moira, Stephen Henderson) covering a brutal civil war between (a) fatigue-wearing nativist whites with Trumpian, anti-POC mindsets (the fascist, Trump-modelled U.S. President is played by Nick Offerman) and (b) secessionist Western Forces (a California + Texas alliance that’s well-armed and helicoptered and determined to wipe out every last Offerman follower…shoot ‘em down like dogs)…an army that seems to be mostly composed of left-progressive whites, blacks, Asians and Hispanics…
Boil the snow out and we’re basically talking about a blues-vs.-reds Armageddon.
And yes, CivilWar is obviously a slaughterhouse metaphor for the extreme left-right polarization that we’ve all been enduring for last 20-plus years but especially since Trump was elected in ‘16.
But don’t let the critics fool you into thinking it’s more about combat journalism than combat (although it’s told from a journalist perspective), and that it takes some kind of centrist, non-committed view of the war between the cultures…fiercely separate tribes despising each other to such a degree that nobody has any humanity left…it’s been burned and blown out of everyone.
And don’t let the critics fool you about which side this film is on. The journalist characters are just devices — if not distractions then certainly window-dressing and not the real subject (at least in my opinion).
Civil War is a blistering war-is-hell saga, yes, but there’s no dodging the fact that director Alex Garland sides with the lefties.
A24 and the critics have pooled forces in order to sell two deceptive descriptions — i.e., that the film is kind of neutral by not taking sides, and that it’s about combat journalism and not the war they’re covering.
And please understand that the second half of the following paragraph, excerpted from a 3.26.24review by Empire’s John Nugent, is bullshit:
There is dying bravely and honorably (like Ralph Meeker died in PathsofGlory or like Harris Yulin died in Scarface…”fuck you!”) and there is dying like a whimpering dog (like Robert Loggia died in Scarface, two minutes before Yulin). Trust me — CivilWar makes a very clear statement about the latter.
And let’s not forget Winston Churchill’s famous statement that “nothing in life is so exhilarating as to be shot at without result.”
I’m catching Alex Garland’s CivilWar at a 7 pm all-media screening in NYC this evening. It and Ripley will be topics #1 and #2 during tomorrow’s Misfits podcast.
WorldofReelJordan Ruimyreceivedwordearliertoday that Francis Coppola’s Megalopolis will be screened at next month’s Cannes Film Festival. The scoop came from Coppola himself, but his quotes were forwarded by an audience member.
Partial solar eclipses (i.e, if you’re not in the direct path) are almost nothing. They’re just shade — like it’s gotten cloudy or a heavy thunderstorm is about to hit. I have my solar eclipse glasses with me all the same.
As I said the other day, who wants to be in Buffalo, Rochester and Pittsburgh? Who even thinks about those towns?