More smart-ass Crash commentary from McSweeney’s…mildly funny.

The Santa Barbara Film Festival awards were revealed late this morning, and the winners are as follows: American Spirit Award: Christopher Jaymes‘ In Memory of My Father, “an unfeigned plunge in to second-generation Hollywood royalty”; Gold Vision Award: Radu Mihaileanu‘s Live and Become; Best International Feature Award: Gavin Hood‘s Tsotsi; Nueva Vision Award for Best Spanish/Latin American Film: Manuel Martin Cuenca‘s Malas Temporadas; and Best Documentary Feature: Pippa Scott‘s King Leopold’s Ghost, about the history and legacy of Belgium’s King Leopold II and his country’s plundering of the Congo in the 1880s. I’m bypassing the remainder of the awards, but you can find them at the festival’s website later tonight or tomorrow.

According to Anne Thompson‘s latest Hollywood Reporter/”Risky Business” column, the thing that got Paramount president Gail Berman “into trouble” was the fact that “she’s a strong forthright woman accustomed to wielding considerable power. She is not the sort of person who hides her intelligence, defers to men, or uses feminine wiles to soften her image. Disgruntled people who don’t like being told how to do their business by a big-screen neophyte complained. And spread rumors. Said one marketing executive at another studio, ‘Agents hate her guts,’ adding, ‘She’s not winning friends and influencing people.'” I don’t know Berman but I kind of like her now because Hollywood doesn’t have enough contrarians in the ranks.

The shit hitting the Anthony Pellicano fan has been propelled by attorneys for former Hollywood journalist-reporter Anita Busch and flung onto Michael Ovitz, the former CAA bigwig who did a hari kiri meltdown a couple of years ago with that “gay mafia” remark. A 2.11 story by New York Times reporters David Halbfinger and Allison Hope Weiner says that “lawyers for Busch, a reporter who was threatened in 2002 — kicking off a three-year investigation of the private investigator Anthony Pellicano — confirmed on Friday that they had subpoenaed Michael Ovitz, the former talent agent, manager, and Walt Disney Company president, as a ‘person of interest’ in their civil lawsuit against Mr. Pellicano, an unnamed client of his, and an unnamed law firm. One of the lawyers, Brian Kabateck, said they had done so because ‘there seems to be a direct connection between Mr. Ovitz and the timing of the articles that Anita was working on and the other people that were being investigated’ by Mr. Pellicano, the celebrity detective at the center of a huge Hollywood wiretapping scandal. The names of Ms. Busch and Bernard Weinraub, a former reporter for The New York Times, Bernard Weinraub, were both run through law-enforcement databases by Mr. Pellicano on May 16, 2002, according to Monday’s indictment of Mr. Pellicano and six other men. The two reporters had collaborated on several Times articles about Mr. Ovitz’s troubles at Artists Management Group, which he had been forced to sell on May 5 of that year.”

I’m late to the party (again), but I also tried repeatedly to play the Paul Walker virtual cunnilingus Running Scared online thing, and nothing happened. The player is supposed to pretend he’s Paul Walker going down on his wife, the point being to make her come. It looks like someone at New Line marketing may have deactivated it (the entire Scared site seems to be dead — there were no active links as of 9:30 am Saturday morning), but apparently the game was up and running earlier this week. I wrote Wayne Kramer, the director-writer of the Terry Gillam-esque, Hieronymous Bosch-like crime-and- action film (which opens 2.24, or the weekend after next), but haven’t heard back yet. Here’s a report from Harry Knowles about it — a couple of screen shots of the game are viewable.

There’s an excellent Peter Biskind piece in the new Vanity Fair about Warren Beatty‘s long and difficult effort to make Reds (1981), his Oscar-winning epic about journalist and romantic revolutionary John Reed. (The cover tease reads, “What did Warren Beatty do to make Jack Nicholson cry?” A Beatty pull-quote reads, “I told Jack I needed someone to play [Eugene] O’Neill, but it had to be someone who could convincingly take this woman from me.” A Diane Keaton pull quote: “I don’t think we were much of a couple by the end of the movie.”) The piece is an excerpt from Biskind’s Beatty biography. He’s been working on it for a year or so but it probably won’t be on the stands until sometime in late ’07 or early ’08, he told me this morning. Biskind added that Paramount Home Video is finally putting out their long-delayed Reds DVD in November. It took them years to get it done and on the schedule, in part (largely?) because of Beatty’s reluctance to sit down for an interview and/or record a commentary track. (PHV spokesperson Martin Blythe acknowledged three or four years ago this was an issue/concern.) Reds is one of the greatest and proudest achievements of Beatty’s career, so naturally he hems and haws when it comes to providing supplementary materials for the DVD.

A National Public Radio piece on the Brokeback Mountain trailer spoof and others like it. The funniest Brokeback ad was on Leno the other night. I’d describe it but it wouldn’t be the same.

Friday, 2.10, 7:50 pm. The Texas ladies and I needed directions to a Crash party just starting up in the hills, so we pulled into the Liquor Locker on Sunset and we noticed this blond bearded guy coming out of the store: Philip Seymour Hoffman. “Philly? Jeffrey Wells. Journalist…friend of Bennett Miller?” Hey, smile, handshake. “We’re just down tonight from Santa Barbara, where you’ll be tomorrow, right?” He’s receiving the Riviera Award at the Arlington tonight (2.11) with Leonard Maltin hosting along with the usual montage of film clips. Hoffman had come to the store for a pack of smokes (I think) and seemed to be in a slight hurry to be somewhere else, and he almost seemed to do an “oh, yeah” when I mentioned Santa Barbara. The Texas ladies came up and rattled off his six or seven best films and told him they loved his work, and you could see him stiffen slightly as he gave them a polite smile and a curt thanks. “See ya tomorrow,” I said, and he smiled and waved and hopped into his car and pulled out.

MSNBC’s Erik Lundegaard has a pretty good piece here about the best screen kisses, but unless I read it too fast he left out a whopper:
That late-in-the-second-act moment in Hustle & Flow when Terrence Howard walks back into the house and plants a real passionate one on Tarij P. Henson. A great kiss because it’s not about down-on-the-floor passion as much as Howard’s D.J. charatcrer having finally recognized the love and the loyalty he’d been getting all along from Henson’s “Shug.” Which, of course, makes it very hot.

“Interesting complaint about using World Trade Center as the title of Oliver Stone’s 9.11 film,” a very smart industry guy who knows a lot stuff wrote a few minutes ago. “Here a a couple of thoughts to add to the mix. Maybe he should’ve called it Wall Street II. Or, more seriously, made a simple edit which would make the title less plodding: World Trade. That makes it sound like an action picture, and yet it resonates. There was indeed a worldwide tradeoff that day.” Seriously…I think this is a great title.

Hollywood-based reader Dixon Steele is saying that closet homophobia regarding Brokeback Mountain is not a rumor. “I had dinner last weekend with my uncle, who is a senior level executive for one of the networks,” he writes. “We both see a lot of movies and talk about them at our occasional get-togethers. I was surprised when he told me he hadn’t seen BBM yet. Although he’s your typical mostly-liberal thinking person (post-middle-aged), he represents the typical Academy voter. And I know from our past talks he’s slightly homophobic. And this was confirmed when he told me he had no interest in seeing the film. When I asked him why, he couldn’t answer…but we both knew why.”

Oh, yeah…I was going to say something about Firewall, the new Harrison Ford thriller that opens today. Directed by Richard Loncraine, it’s a reasonably well-made programmer. Not boring or horrendous, and it moves along and does the job. Ford (a.k.a., “Uncle Festus”) is very good (as usual) at the non-visual stuff…at making you share the tension that his good-guy character is going through as he figures how to stick it to the bad guys who are holding his family hostage. There are about 18 movies that Firewall reminds you of — The Desperate Hours (both versions), Hostage (the Bruce Willis film), Air Force One, Don’t Say a Word, Trapped, etc. But the films it most closely resembles are British-produced — one made in 1961, the other in 1987. The former is called Cash on Demand, a Quentin Lawrence film with Peter Cushing as a bank manager whose wife and child by a criminal who’s looking to rob the bank by pretending to be an insurance investigator. The ’87 version is Loncraine’s own Bellman and True, which is about a computer expert [who’s been] bribed by group of bank robbers to obtain details of the security system at a newly-built bank, and is later re-accosted by the criminals when they invade his London home and take his son hostage. They force him to decode the information about the alarm and then to take part in the robbery.”