Taylor Swift‘s “Shake It Off” is a vapid, puerile pop tune. Not catchy…nothing. Sometimes even songs you detest have little hooks that get you and so you find yourself half-liking them…not this time. The idea of a bald beefy cop singing along to it, much less playing it while driving, is the worst thing to happen to the image of law enforcement since the NYPD work stoppage and before that the Eric Garner incident.