From Rovert I. Hedges’ 8.25.10 Amazon review: “Mega Shark Versus Giant Octopus has all the stars in the cheese universe perfectly aligned: ridiculous title, ludicrous plot, complete lack of knowledge about sharks, octopi, or the military weaponry needed to fight them, preachy environmentalist plot points, terrible acting, and cast members that Ed Wood could only dream of, most notably Debbie “Shake Your Love” Gibson and master cheesemaker Lorenzo Lamas. It’s a perfect conflagration.”

No man-made environment gives me such a feeling of profound peace as a well-stocked hardware store. Taken at West Hollywood’s Koontz Hardware — Sunday, 3.20, 3:35 pm.