John Wilkes Booth is eight feet tall here, and therefore weighs over 300 pounds. Two guys in Lincoln’s Ford Theatre booth (which is way too large) are wearing 20th Century ties. Booth wasn’t a rootin’, tootin’ buckaroo armed with a pair of six-shooters — he shot Lincoln with a Derringer, which Slim Pickens described in One–Eyed Jacks as a “little popper.” Foam-at-the-mouth AI vandals are truly the new pornographers.
