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This nice little patio is part of our nice little pad.
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Rise of the Guardians star Alec Baldwin, director Peter Ramsey.
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No visiting American journalist is more queer for French scooters than myself.
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You’d have to be a real nouveau-riche douche to even flirt with wearing this kind of footwear. “Hey, that’ll be cool…my feet will feel nice and aired-out but nobody can see my big toe, but they’ll be able to see my naked heel with the half-inch-thick callouses!”
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