Due Respect

I’m again requesting some kind of rue d’Antibes market screening of The Expendables during the Cannes Film Festival. We’re speaking of the ultimate rube social event as well as a possible cinematic revelation. In a highly boisterous, rock-n-roll, animal-house, cheap-whore, anyone-who’s-anyone-has-to-be-there sense, The Expendables must be screened on the Cote d’Azur between 5.12 and 5.20.