Kevin Spacey can tap-dance around all he wants, but I’ve been told that there’s a better-than-decent chance that David Fincher will direct The Social Network — a.k.a., “the Facebook movie.” Hot-air rumor blather says that Michael Cera or Shia Lebouf are the prime choices to play Facebook founder Mark Zuckerberg. I don’t think the producers are free to consider Paul Rust because of the
unremovable black stain called I Love
You, Beth Cooper
. Lebouf could play Sean Parker, I suppose.