The real title of this post is “Fights I’ve Been In But More Often Chickened Out Of.” When I was younger a few drunken guys wanted to take a poke at me and some made good, but when you get right down to it I’ve only been in three actual fights in my whole life. I sometimes fantasize about victorious encounters but this is reality, Greg. I’ve always been more of a politician and a turn-the-other-cheeker than a pugilist.

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