If Sony Pictures were to sell Zero Dark Thirty action figures (including not only Jessica Chastain, Jason Clarke and James Gandolfini models but a dead Osama bin Laden with a bullet in the face), I would buy them. Seriously. Would anyone buy a Richard Parker action figure from the Pi collection? How about Lincoln action figures, including one of Sally Field‘s Mary Todd Lincoln? How about Les Miserables action figures including one of a weeping, short-haired Fantine (Anne Hathaway)?
I would really love it if the Gandolfini ZD30 figure had a lower-back button you could push and you’d hear him say, “So is he there or he is not fuckin’ there?”
Some are complaining that Django Unchained action figures somehow dishonor the real-life suffering that happened under slavery.
