According to a poll released today by, a decisive majority of empty, spiritually diseased young women who read this site would rather trade places with Jersey Shore‘s Snooki than Bristol Palin, Heidi Montag, Britney Spears, Vienna Girardi or Lindsay Lohan. I’ve half-jested before about putting geekboy fans of CG superhero movies into green reeducation camps. It’s a benevolent idea at heart — to try and detoxify people who’ve become so polluted with various media poisons that they’re unable to recognize healthy aesthetic convictions, and have to come to prefer sequential junk-food highs as a way of life. Let’s just say the readers of would be in for some helpful lifestyle changes If I was dictator.