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(Star Wars: The Force Awakens, Super 8)
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(Down and Dirty Pictures Easy Riders, Raging Bulls)
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–Alejandro G. Inarritu
(The Revenant, Birdman, Amores Perros)
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(Salt, Clear and Present Danger, Rabbit-Proof Fence, Dead Calm)
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“Jeffrey Wells isn’t kidding around. Well, he does kid around, but mostly he just loves movies.”
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–Guillermo del Toro
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Director (The Punisher), Writer (Armageddon, The Rock)
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–Jeffrey Wells, HE, January ’09
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–Jeffrey Wells, HE
But of course rural bumblefucks don’t have common sense. Because they’re stupid bumblefucks who live in their own little vacuum-sealed Trumpian or Marjorie Taylor Greene echo chambers.
I gradually came to respect Lin Manuel Miranda‘s Tick Tick…Boom (Netflix, now streaming). I was even emotionally affected by it...
9:30 pm: A for vision, A for speaking comic truth, A for Leonardo DiCaprio’s explosive acting in two temper-tantrum scenes...
Last night I streamed Woody Allen‘s Rifkin’s Festival, and I’m afraid I can only echo what critics who caught it...
Yesterday a Facebook friend chose to process the Kyle Rittenhouse “not guilty” verdict through a racial lens, using the whole...
Here’s a re-posting of a classic HE essay titled “Friends of Varinia.” It originally appeared on 2012, and was reposted...
Charlton Heston passed on 4.5.08 at age 84. The poor guy had been grappling with Alzheimer’s Disease for the previous...