“Gay Sex Was More Fun”

“…when straight people were uncomfortable with it.”

I don’t want to watch any long, slurpy, saliva-drooling tongue kisses, but I’m willing to trust producer Judd Apatow to…uhm, keep things in check, Call Me By Your Name-style

Right off the top you can tell that Bros (Universal, 9.30) is clever, funny and well-written. Co-penned by star Billy Eichner (he played Matt Drudge in Impeachment, that Monica Lewinsky miniseries) and director Nicholas Stoller.

On the strength of the writing alone, I’m down for this. Conditionally.

If I were gay I wouldn’t go for a pale neckbeard type like Eichner…sorry. I would go for a pretty-looking guy without chest hair.